RESIDENTIAL/COMMERCIAL
GOVERNMENT/MILITARY GRADE
ELECTRICITY
Next day installation and online scheduling makes service fast and easy.
No action is required on your part. Please disconnect all electrical appliances (including
government plans) before arranging to have your electricity switched to our company. Also please
keep in mind that service activation dates are only estimates and can vary by 3 to 4 weeks depending
on our workload.
POWER
When you have issues with your current power provider, chances are they're not us.
We'll work fast to provide you with the power you need to get you back up living, working, ruling
and fighting super quick. Prefer to try before you buy? We understand completely how you feel.
Please feel free to start up your own family run power providing company and use its services for
over 100 years before you make a decision. Our friendly, professional, attractive sales associates
will be waiting for your call when you decide to use them for all of your needs.
ENERGY
When 2 out of 3 ain't bad, you might as well just get all 3.
Choose an energy plan that's right for you. Is the wife complaining on and on again about something?
Why not surprise her with our Marriage Saver Bouquet of Energy Infused Tulips? We promise she'll
love them so much, she'll want to plant tulips everywhere.
OUR TWENTYFOURSEVEN-THREEHUNDREDANDSIXTYFIVE-AND-ONEQUARTER SUPPORT
Forget about reading through our service agreements; we'll set you straight right here.
When you have an issue using one of our services, we don't want you left in the dark. Figuratively
and literally. While we're mostly too rich to know what that would be like, let's face it: we own
our own electricity company so we've never actually been without it. But you can sleep comfortably
knowing that we're thinking of you, every time we close our eyes (perhaps while counting our stacks
of money).