FREE ENERGY
this month only when you sign up for a qualifying Electricity and Power plan and you order in person at our
conveniently located Siberian office at the corner of Main and 1st.
$1,000 CASH BACK
for government Electricity plans established through the end of the year (Sorry, we do not offer the cash
back
rebate to governments currently hostile to our country. But please contact us to learn of our discounted
"war
time" rates!)
BOGO OFFER
when you upgrade to an Electricity plan promising only 50% uptime.
RESIDENTIAL PLANS
Dwellings consisting of 1 or fewer individuals
-
Cold? Tired? Hungry? You probably need our electricity. Call us today for a quote.
- More than one room in your dwelling? Please refer to our Commercial Plans for assistance.
100 kiloWatts per month
Maximum Usage. Additional usage subject to fees.
COMMERCIAL PLANS
Buildings servicing more than one individual and/or containing more than one room
- Trying to earn a living? Having electricity is a great place to start. Call us today to arrange a
friendly representative to visit your business for a quote.
- More than one member making business decisions for your company? Please refer to our Government Plans
for assistance.
1,000 kiloWatts per month
Maximum Usage. Additional usage subject to fines & fees.
GOVERNMENT PLANS
Nations consisting of more than one nationality, please refer to our Military Plans
- Want to avoid a coup? Tired of dealing with annoying rebellions? Providing cool, refreshing
electricity
to your people can really help diminish those pesky riots. Send a lear jet to one of our offices today
to
learn about what peacekeeping options are available to you.
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Note: Nations currently experiencing active insurgencies should mail a self addressed stamped envelope
to
one of our offices to receive a quote.
10,000 kiloWatts per month
Maximum Usage. Additional usage subject to fines, fees & potential forfeiture of regions outlined in the
terms
and conditions of our agreement.
MILITARY PLANS
When you've got to have it all
- Tired of talking? Ready to act? Believe us, starting a war takes a lot of Electricity. Let's face it,
an
army doesn't just march on its stomach anymore. It needs hyper-gigaWatt lasers, Geo Stationary
trans-dimensional monitoring satellites, hyperbolic phase shifting transport particle enhancement
arrays,
and a few million mp3 players wouldn't hurt either. What's all that spell? E-L-E-C-T-R-I-C-I-T-Y.
- Attempting to conquer more than one military force at a time? Additional fees may apply.
Unlimited kiloWatts per month!
Please arrange a meeting with an AxisElectricity.com member in the newly purchased mansion of their choice
to
discuss financing terms and availability in your region. Sorry, we do not accept Pay Pal.